What is a MUD?

What is Role-Playing?

How do I win?

Then how do I play?

What's the story all about?

What commands can I use?

How do I make a character?

I can't think of a name? What should I call him/her?

Alignment... What is that?

Entrophatic nature... What the hell is that?

What's all this about worshipping gods?

What city do I want to start in?

What do the numbers at the bottom mean?

How do I get these points back?

It says I'm hungry and thirsty. How do I fix this?

What are stats and where do I see them?